What’s the #1 rule of being a superhero?
I created a graphic for it, to help all you superheroes-in-training out there remember this most important rule. The consequences of forgetting it can be devastating, not only to you but to anyone with significance in your life.
Print out this image. Post it on your closet door. Whenever you put on your costume, this image will help you remember to always put on your mask too. Or to take off your glasses, if that’s the disguise you’re going with.
I’m giving you two versions of the image, one smaller and one bigger. Use whichever one is more convenient for you.
Smaller one:
Bigger one:
Want to see the original render, without the text? Okay, if you insist. If it will help drive home the point.
This public superhero safety announcement is brought to you by the Explicit Portrayal Of Superhero Information Counsel (EPOSIC). And, no, I don’t mean Council. I’m just one guy. Councils are more than one guy. I’m not a lawyer, either, but Counsel just sounds better than Counselor. I’m not a trained Counselor either. Look, this woman with a painted face drove up to my house in this sleek black car and threatened to kill everyone who visits my web site if I didn’t do this. She didn’t explain her motives. When she put her hand on my chest, I could feel the blood oozing out of my body. So I quickly agreed to her demands. Are you happy now?